Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman

On this International Beer Day, we decided to bring to you a factual index of why your Beer is better than a Woman.

*Best enjoyed after a cold one*

1) You can share a beer with your friends

A beer with friends or a beer alone, it always feels like home!

2) You don’t have to wine and dine beer

The beer is the wine and the dine itself now isn’t it !?!

3) Frigid beer is good beer.

The colder she is the warmer her glow gets you!

4) Beer never gets a headache

And never gives you one in turn!!

5) Beer is always wet

There aren’t any complicated knobs and romantic moves to get your beer in the mood.

6) Beer always goes down easy

No coaxing anything here. She just flows smoothly down your gullet!

7) You can enjoy a beer, every day of the month!

30 Days of no-nonsense pure enjoyment. No need for any any tip-toeing around, to not hurt your bae’s…er, i mean.., beer’s feelings!

8) You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

The more the merrier eh?! You can have plenty beer with plenty people!

9) Beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer

Beer wants nothing but your happiness and your happiness alone. <3

10) If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get a good head.

No one likes a frothy beer head.

So go forth and enjoy the real love of your life, for she will always be by your side! Happy International Beer Day my people!!

Stay Dank!